Johnny & Stacey Show Highlights October 8

Johnny and Stacey —  October 8, 2013 — Leave a comment

Wet Oatmeal Kisses

One of these days you’ll explode and shout to all the kids, “Why don’t you just grow up and act your age!” And they will…

Or, “You guys get outside and find something to do — without hurting each other And don’t slam the door!” And they don’t.

You’ll straighten their bedrooms until it’s all neat and tidy, toys displayed on the shelf, hangers in the closet, animals caged. You’ll yell, “Now I want it to stay this way!” And it will…

You will prepare a perfect dinner with a salad that hasn’t had all the olives picked out and a cake with no finger traces in the icing and you’ll say, “Now this is a meal for company.” And you will eat it alone…

You’ll yell, “I want complete privacy on the phone. No screaming, Do you hear me?” And no one will answer.

No more plastic tablecloths stained. No more dandelion bouquets. No more iron-on patches. No more wet, knotted shoelaces, muddy boots or rubber bands for ponytails.

Imagine – your tools will stay where you leave them. No babysitters for New Years Eve. Washing clothes only once a week. No PTA meetings or silly school plays where your child is a tree. No car pools, blaring stereos or forgotten lunch money.

No more Christmas presents made of library paste and toothpicks. No wet oatmeal kisses. No more tooth fairy. No more giggles in the dark, scraped knees to kiss or sticky fingers to clean.

Only a voice asking, “Why don’t you grow up?” And the silence echoes: “I did.”

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If you missed yesterday’s Bible or Not; below you’ll find the phrases and answers.

“Love must be sincere. Hate what is evil; cling to what is good.” Romans 12:9

“Love is stronger than justice.” Sting

“Risk is a part of God’s game, alike for men and nations.” Warren Buffett

“We have much to say about this, but it is hard to explain because you are slow to learn.” Hebrews 5:11

“Righteousness exalts a nation, but sin is a disgrace to any people.” Proverbs 14:34

“God’s delays are not God’s denials.” Robert H . Schuller

1 comments
egsara
egsara

I had to read the rest of Wet Oatmeal Kisses.  Halfway through hearing it on the radio, my son ran into the kitchen, where I was fixing dinner, with his train whistle blowing :)  At the same time my daughter who was helping me needed some assistance.  The words on the radio were drowned out, but I know someday I will fix dinner in complete silence and no interruptions and miss the interruptions.  Thanks for the reminder to appreciate those little (loud) voices, and constant questions today.